Wednesday, December 8, 2010

America's worst cooks . . .

Me.


"AMERICA'S WORST COOKS GET RESCUED BY JESSICA SEINFELD"





I should have been on this show yesterday. I am seriously the worst cook. No, let me phrase it more correctly. I HATE cooking. Seriously. I hate it. I always have. I only like to cook when I know I have nothing else to do. When I have nothing else to do I actually find it fun. Any other time it just stresses me out. Whenever I read magazines or watch the occasional Martha Stewart episode I think, "Oh, I could do that. That looks fun!" But, that is as far as it gets.

What I should be making . . .





What I actually make . . .



I may even get crazy and make this . . .






There was a girl on the show that says that when ever people her invite her to a party they ask her to bring the lettuce. That is so me. I am the lettuce girl!

Here's to my specialty, Lettuce!


4 comments:

Ashley said...

Jessica Seinfelds outfit is really weird. One time you made a really good black bean salsa. Mmmmm!

Bethany and Thomas said...

Hahahaha. I love this post. Rings true. Although now that I have to feed a child I am making fairly large strides in this area. Apparently my husband's health wasn't motivating enough because we used to eat like dogs.

Donna said...

I use to love to cook, but not any more. Guess what we had for dinner the other night? Kraft Macroni & Cheese....:) Oh! and hot dogs. Real healthy.....:(

Caleb, Shannyn, and Clark Weiler said...

Ashley is right...she shouldn't have worn that shirt under the sweater. I don't remember you being a bad cook. I am the same way with magazines. I see all of this beautiful food and I think that it would be so fun to make and that I could be so domestic. Nope, I am not very domestic.
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